The War is over! The Chaser War on Everyhing is, after four glorious years of too-far hilarity, over. Why?! Why?!

Who will con innocent Americans into showing the world how thick they are?
Who will tell the world that Aussies aren't afraid to give a finger to anyone, without any consideration for decency, the law or their own lives?
Who will reveal in many splendid ways how many douchebags there are in government and places of power?
Who will make various mockeries about the comments made by our PM?
Who will make jokes where we can comfortably say "No, that one was too far I think. Yeah"?
Who will try to experiment with commercials to see if they actually work?
Who will finally convince Channel Seven they they have no right to be high and mighty, since they are only public access after all?

How sad I am...sniff. I guess I'll just have to chase Howard on his morning walks myself...